The Infinite Ramblings of April Compo

The Infinite Ramblings of April Compo

Saturday, January 22, 2011

The Hog of Santa Fe

In our global economic situation it has occurred to me that were we more like an animal, we would somehow be taken care of.
  "What is an economy?" the Hog of Santa Fe queried. "a what?", replied his horny sow. Then they had relations, not worrying about how to feed the fifteen piglets that were to come in three months and three days, not worrying about the appearance of their actual pigsty, not worrying about terrorists, not worrying about a lump or hydrogenated oil, not EVEN worrying about the SWINE flu!
  To quote Winston Churchill, "I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals."
  However, personally, I prefer cows.

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