MahMan

This household is getting really into Batman: the Brave and the Bold. It's the most ridiculous thing. Give it a shot if you have the Nutflix. I just now watched as he saved Lincoln from being assassinated. psh.

I gotta go make a cartoon. Seems like the only way to express myself to the extent I require.

OH MY CRAPS! Paul Reubens is a guest voice on this episode! and he's breaking the 4th wall hardcore! Season 3 Episode 13 BTW.

Peace out, gotta watch my stories.

La-La-Law

I love legal proceedings. I really enjoy sitting in a courtroom and watching the goings-on. I wish I was a stenographer sometimes... maybe even a lawyer. Gosh, what would I do with all that money? Oh yeah, I'd pay off all that debt from going to school. I wonder if I can pass the bar exam on a whim. I OBJECT! I'm pretty sure this lawyer guy that helped us out once was a total coke head though. I'm not talkin' sody pop.

Oh, I totally sort of built a play house with found materials!

I want to find more materials to fancy it up, I even have some left-over paint from a friend. It's pretty fun to hang out in there with candles and whiskey. #hobolife

We're getting some new neighbors soon. I met a lady and her 9 yo daughter, I think they might be it. They came to drop off some stuff right as we were putting together our hobo house. Boy, we must seem so classy. Our backyard still isn't the worst in the neighborhood, I'm pretty sure the people diagonally across the alley are cooking and/or selling meth. Breaking Bad has made me suspicious of everyone. Even myself... what?

I Don't Remember

I love cereal. Right now we have Golden Crisp (formerly known as Sugar Crisp), Cinnamon Toasters (a knock off of Cinnamon Toast Crunch), Kix (kid tested, mother approved) and Multi Grain Cheerios (something)

BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT, we ain't got no milk.

Naomi was starting sentences with "remember..." I hope that phase is over. She asked a random man if he remembered her shoes with sparkly laces at home. Thankfully, he did not.

So, Arrested Development fan art  is pretty fun.

Here's a gem by an artist named Tessa Meier (she (assuming it's a 'she') actually has several gems):

I have a strong desire to get canvas prints of these to display.

I also had a strong desire to attempt to apply my own acrylic nails, but then I didn't want to spend money so I just stopped peeling/biting off my nails. It worked. It worked because I'm so cheap. I'll have to see what else I can accomplish with this new found trick.

Maybe I'll build my own real house out of found materials because I'm too cheap to buy Minecraft.

WakaWakaWaka

So "Georgia" by Ray Charles plays at work way too often.

I made a chocolate cake the other night from scratch. I had everything on hand, even stuff to make cream cheese frosting. No one should buy frosting from the store. It's not very good. Cool Whip weirds me out too.

My sister is coming to visit in a couple days, it's gunna be AWESOME! I got tennis rackets and balls so we can play tennis and drink 40s!

Roland is getting super cute and talking all cute and junk.

This is a super dark video, but you're just going to have to deal with it!

I went to the 6th floor of the building to go potty today since it was suggested by a coworker. So peaceful. They have a nice view of the mountains up there too.

I was peeking into an empty office space.

I watched "I Know That Voice" on Netflix last night. What a mistake. My desire to become a voice actor was already out of control and now... now I'm angry about it.

Lewzr

Since this month is close to over I shall write a blog.

Hear ye, hear ye, I pass judgement on thou who chooseth NAY to wash thine hands after taking a poop. What is wrong with people?

Here's a terrible digital painting I did of a naked dude. I wish I was better, or maybe not even better - I just wish someone would pay me a ton of money for doodling. I'd naturally get better.

I have a kid in school now, it's rad. I didn't even cry dropping her off. It doesn't make much difference in my life anyways. I've been missing her all day for years now. JK, I'm fine.

Rah Oi-sters

Oi, am I toisty.

I had a dream a couple of nights ago that I had another son. I was in the hospital holding him, wondering what I was going to name him. I just knew I wanted his middle name to be Tiberius. I hope I don't have more kids. But he was really cute.

And I had a dream last night that I went to a tanning salon and got burned. I've been to a tanning salon in real life. Twice as a teenager. I got burned the first time, but the second time I was already prepared with a base tan. And then I realized I'm not that person. I did a lot of things that I wouldn't have personally chosen to do as a teenager if it weren't for the people around me. People are important to people.

I'm dying to get a cat. My friend's cat had kittens and it's killing me. I'm thinking about moving into a pet friendly place. Or buying a home. There's one on Craigslist for 2.5 mil with the dual, curving staircases in the entry. I'm afraid I'd lose dozens of cats in there and never find them again. They'll become a feral clan and survive off of taco bell fire sauce packets that the previous owner was hoarding in the attic.

What's up with mansions? They're creepy.

And please, if you haven't tried it yet: MACHACA BURRITO (preferably from Monica's)

A Nudder

I was lookin' through my stash of old letters and cards and random papery stuff I've kept for many moons and I came across a card I got from a fellow Dunkin' Donuts employee back in 2003/2004. That was a strange time filled with young, easily aroused coworkers. So the card was in spanish, but apparently it translated "happy birthday son, may your days be filled with fun and yada yada", but on the inside there was a hand-drawn coupon for a free body massage. Stacy gave it to me. Girl Stacy. I didn't even think about it at the time, but looking back I now realize that she was mackin' on me.

So then I asked my husband if he accepted competitor's coupons.

Check out this elaborate tomb stone at the cemetery by our house. If you look through the hole in the middle, you can see the building where I work!