The Infinite Ramblings of April Compo

The Infinite Ramblings of April Compo

Wednesday, March 9, 2011

Franzia

YYYEEEESSSSS!!! This is the stuff ramblings are made of. So I begin:

What's with microwaves? Are they killing us? What do other countries think about them? They certainly aren't for cooking meats. They heat up left-overs quickly. Does the food cook our insides if we don't let it set for a time after microwaving?
What about tanning booths? Did that high school girl really cook herself from going several times in one day? What if she stood in front of an open microwave while it was cooking? Isn't it disgusting to think about a little kitten in a microwave?
It's really hot in this house in Florida. I'm damp with Franzia sweat. We're turning the air conditioning on. We ain't THAT old.

Tuesday, March 1, 2011

Weighing More-Wearing Less

Ah, the sweet south. sweet tea.
Fried fritters. Deep south-Deep fried.
Why doesn't anyone know what a bathing suit is in Colorado?
You don't have to be thin, even though it covers only as much as your underwear.
SIGH... I don't lack modesty HERE! it's merely hot...