Twenty Bird

Lesbians love Tweety bird. What's up with that? I hate television. I wish there were more variety shows. I wish people weren't so into drama. There are tons of acorns falling around this house. I can't go outside barefoot. I got a new charger/USB cord for my camera. From China. I've been taking some video of Naomi. She sure is an entertainer. sigh... I'm hoping to make a picture story with Jason one-o-these days. I even made a paper mache prop for it and it looks GOOD. Time just seems to escape us on his days off of work. I applied for a job a couple days ago, it's only two days a week. That would be awesome. I could really use some time away from this house. Muh. I like shrimp.

Crustables

They sell peanut butter & jelly sandwiches without the crust in the freezer section of your local grocery store. With THAT out of the way, I'm here to tell you about the fabulous world of paper mache: it's fabulous. I started making a few things today, what an enjoyable and CHEAP craft. Flour, water and paper. No, not fancy paper. Old newspaper. Of course, you could add in some masking tape and cardboard and acrylic paint and, if you want a glossy appearance, a clear coat of water-based polyurethane. I found a website that inspired me: ultimatepapermache.com  wow. That chick is GOOD. And where is she residing? Oregon. I've never been there, is it swarming with various mosquitoes? I don't even care, I just want to surround myself with beer-drinking vegans and paper mache artists. I want the people around me to think it's awesome that I live in an old van with a hammock and that I make money by selling crocheted halter tops for babies on etsy.com. Ya know? Otherwise I'll just have to start taking medication.

Nutz

How can I get away with never buying bread from the store again? I was thinking I could make lots of dough all at once and freeze some. Maybe I'll just forget about it and keep buying bread. I've got to make some sourdough though... and biscuits. I must perfect biscuits. I need to make a list of things I want to accomplish before I realize I need a job again. My camera cord broke, the daughter decided it was a jump rope. I miss it. I'd really like a better camera anyways. One of the things on the list should be to sell $500 worth of art/crafts/baked goods. I painted a picture today to hang in the bathroom. I would have posted a picture but... ya know. Have you ever seen an artist post their own art on Craigslist and you want to tell them that it's not worth a nickel and a corndog, but they claim they're "selling for way less than it's worth." and they're selling it for $95? I'm not doing that. I'm not painting poorly proportioned fairies or dragons or Bob Marley (sorry Jason) or lame attempts at "abstract". I'm sticking with wolves howling at the moon that resembles a native-American dream catcher. Duh. Hahaha, that reminds me of this strange refrigerator magnet I saw recently: there was a native-American couple holding each other super-intimately with feathers in their flowing hair and there was a scripture on it. I wish I could remember what the scripture was... but it made no sense. 

Routeen

We're going to the beach today. I have a feeling we won't be living in Florida forever, seeing as my husband and child don't fare well with the insect bites on the skin. Poor babies. I wish we could afford to move somewhere else. I really think we're just gunna win some large but reasonable sum of money, I don't need a million... maybe like, $25,000 (without gambling). I mean, I'd certainly take a million. Mmmm, salty water. I love the beach. I can't wait to come to Florida on vacation. I think I need to go to some destination that we decide on and find a job and apartment whilst the husband works here and my parents can do some babysitting, but I'm basically just thinking out loud right now. Very loud. what?

Turquoise

Man, I like dessert. Lately I've been expecting dessert after dinner and I especially want it when it's not around. Right now I could go for some chocolate mousse. Warm waffles with strawberry ice cream, chocolate syrup and crushed peanuts sounds pretty good. Sopapillas with honey! Carrot cake and coffee! OH! You can never go wrong with brownies, with so many walnuts, and fresh whipped cream on top. A big ol' biscotti with an espresso shot. Creme brulee. Tiramisu. Orange souffle with chocolate sauce. Cupcakes with a pile of frosting and sprinkles. Soft peanut butter cookies. At this point I'm just hurting myself. Sigh... ooooo, Seinfeld is on. What a great show. Thank god for distractions.  

Snap Draggin'

The King has entered the building. *wink*
Naomi calls the umbrella "tut tut" and movies are "boobies".
Anus is a funny word. Heh heh.
All apple juice has arsenic. All of it.
I promise I will never dress my daughter like a prostitute.
I kinda wanna go bowling...

sorta.

Death is Everywhere

There are flies on my license plate, for a start. Reminding us we could be torn apart. Tonight.
This is just gross:

It sounded like it was raining one night, but it wasn't. It was bugs getting hit by my car. I bought groceries today, good stuff, like: carrots, spinach, celery, lettuce, and steak. I love steak. I can eat it once in a while, but not too much or it doesn't seem to want to digest. I feel so good when I do eat steak, must be the iron. Medium rare. Oooooo, I can't wait!