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I just did this to a chair:

sprayed it yellow, then applied a clear polycrylic mixed with a drop of black paint to dull the bright yellow (which also made it crackled) and reupholstered it with a black and white fabric seen here:

It's just the right amount of hideous! I have a head cold right now and I just want all of you out there to know: I'm available for weddings and grape stomping.