Boys

I've kept a journal since I was twelve (1997), well, actually before that, but I no longer have the earliest diary (with a unicorn on it that I bought from a book fair in elementary school with all the change I had saved up to buy it) so I don't know when I started keeping a journal. I really enjoy keeping it up-to-date. I try not to write in it when I'm SUPER pissed, but it happens. That's why you should never read it. None of you. But you probably already knew that you shouldn't read someones personal journal/diary (unless you're retarded/the author is dead). I wouldn't mind if my journals were read after I died. I would be dead. so. If you read my journal now, I will be dead to you. If you wait until I'm dead, it will keep me alive in the sense that you will learn even more about me than you ever cared to know. I don't write terribly often. I hope to give it an overall humorous tone. I wish I did more sketches, but I always just go back to the regular cursive writing of a twelve year old. I really like looking back through the years and remembering all the emotions from all the events/lack of events I've experienced. I love the times I would write about boys, although it was usually just my imagination that would get anywhere with them. Now that I've made you want to read my stupid journal, let me remind you: don't. Unless I'm dead.

Or this guy will come and get you while you're sleeping.

Hanky

I'm alive!

I have to tell you, I like veggie burgers. I had a good one in DC at the Luna Cafe:

So big. So lentil-filled. I want one so bad right now. We went back to this cafe the next day and I got eggs benedict for brunch. I tried to make my own veggie burger patties once. It was sad. I used lentils and tofu... I have no idea what else... maybe some flour. They didn't hold together very well. Florida doesn't take kindly to vegetarian diets. This kid at the library farted near us once, and he obviously ONLY ate beef. I was like:

NOOOOOOOO!  This guy knows. He's so tormented. This was a sculpture at the National Gallery in DC. Seeing all kinds of art is so humbling. AnyWHOOOOOOO... Naomi loves taking pictures with my camera. Here's one that's pretty fun:

So there you have it. Another blog post. Bye.

Tie Knee

That salad spinner/chopper from MyCokeRewards.com was a total piece of CRaP!

Also, on this date four years ago, Jason and I got marriaged.

I love you baby boob booby boo!!!

Look at ya, bein' my soul mate and what-not.

We went to Washington DC and Virginia for our anniversary. Virginia IS for lovers.

It was fun timez. Just wish it wasn't over already.

Post Title

Gubernatorial

haha, funny word.

Cuckold is funny too. Except for the definition. 

I like interacting with other people at work. There was a really cool customer that came in today. He asked me what's shakin' and he was wearing a wonderfully stupid pair of sunglasses (indoors and also during a thunderstorm). 

There's a Madagascar 3 and I wasn't aware of Madagascar 2, or perhaps I forgot all about the second Madagascar because I care very little about all of them. I just know my nephew likes to "move it move it".

Dulce de Leche Cheerios smell good. I wish there was a Dulce de Leche Cheerios scented candle out there. Sometimes I want to eat candles, but I know I shouldn't because they're all waxy.

The worst!

I like a good nose.

The Madness

My child keeps spitting

My ends are splitting

I can't wait for... something. hmm. I redeemed some Coke Rewards points today for a salad spinner/chopper. I know, it's kind of strange getting something seemingly healthy from a soda website. I don't drink the soda, the people I live with do and I take the codes from the boxes/bottle caps. Okay, I have one once in a great while.

I can't wait for... Jason to come home in a few minutes! Our anniversary is later this month. Ain't that sweet? It will be four years. Then we graduate, right? We're finally taking a vacation together. We didn't have a honey moon. We went to Glenwood Springs when I was in my first trimester of pregnancy and I was super-nauseous the entire time. Miserable. It was beautiful though, so I guess it counts. Snowy. Snow STORM. I drove many hours through a snow storm and because of the whole pregnant thing I didn't get into the hot springs that Glenwood Springs is known for. (Laughter) sad. ANYWAYS, we are taking a week-long vacation soon without our child. It will be relaxing and I will not be pregnant. It will be inexpensive enough to keep our savings and far enough away to be exciting. Stay tuned for further ramblings about crap.

*Update: I actually was pregnant during that trip. hahaha. ...sigh.

NeverBland Branch

Orange coffee cup. Wake me Up.
Shovelin' Kohl.
Direct deposit.
Reset button, Update, Upgrade. complete. compete.

   jobs are so funny. marketing. profit and loss. yo' mama. team work. oh, the products. undoubtedly the occasional bathroom brown-explosion. where's yer team now?

  sleeping on a big, white dog turd?

   in pregnant-lady heaven?

Change

Aw man!
I'm not one to complain about changes, but they just changed the blog writing layout up in this place and I was NOT especially looking forward to posting a new blog while also learning where "they" put all the buttons and junk. Eh, oh well. I'm going to start working part-time at Kohl's. I hope I get a ridiculously fantastic discount at their lovely store. I'm going to what is called orientation on Tuesday (the 24th of April, 2012). Sounds painful. The pay is painful enough, but a poor person has got to do what a poor person has GOT to do. I actually love working outside the home and it's just two or three days a week. The break room there looks great. The people that work there seem cool, unlike Wal*Mart/Post Office employees (no offense, but you guys tend to be raggedy-looking). When I did the job interview it was a group thing and two other chicks were sitting at the table while we got asked questions. I actually preferred it. I wonder if they got hired too, or if I was the "winner". haha. I was pretty hilarious in there. I'd like to think I shined like a bright star. So yeah, a job is just what I need. It means we're getting closer to where we should be more quickly. 'Where is that?' you ask: NOT HERE.

NOT IN THE OCALA NATIONAL FOREST.