Snap Draggin'

The King has entered the building. *wink*
Naomi calls the umbrella "tut tut" and movies are "boobies".
Anus is a funny word. Heh heh.
All apple juice has arsenic. All of it.
I promise I will never dress my daughter like a prostitute.
I kinda wanna go bowling...

sorta.

Death is Everywhere

There are flies on my license plate, for a start. Reminding us we could be torn apart. Tonight.
This is just gross:

It sounded like it was raining one night, but it wasn't. It was bugs getting hit by my car. I bought groceries today, good stuff, like: carrots, spinach, celery, lettuce, and steak. I love steak. I can eat it once in a while, but not too much or it doesn't seem to want to digest. I feel so good when I do eat steak, must be the iron. Medium rare. Oooooo, I can't wait!

Conversate

My  mom thinks "conversate" is a word. It should be, but it would cause adverse effects to the word converse, which would then only be used as a shoe brand name. My mom only says the word "conversate" with a more-than-usual southern, or hick, accent. Ah! Why aren't we powering our houses with wind and sun? Why do we need so much? I want to reduce everything so much as of late. I'm so glad we have compost, we just throw our food scraps in a pile and... what's THIS? A couple tomato plants? A few bell pepper stalks? There was no intention, but we'll take it and make salsa, fool. There is a strong pull on me to get chickens, but I don't know about that. Stayed tuned for updates. Wow, I really enjoyed conversating with you today...